January 2011
54 posts
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I feel like I want to destroy something. Or at least hit something until I can’t hit it anymore. But unfortunately, I can’t. I can’t do any of the things that I want.
Betrayal. This is the first time that I’ve ever experienced being betrayed by someone I trusted completely, by someone I loved like my own, by someone who’s more to me than just a friend, by someone...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
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SHUT UP.
"It hurts when you see the one you love with...
Reblog if God has done amazing things in your...
marieliciousss:
A is for Amaaaziiing!
When I was a little kid...
getting 20/40 score in a test makes me go :
but now, getting a 20/40 is like :
Reblog this if God is more important to you than...
losenohope-gainnoworries:
for the people who honestly had to sit and think..
That awkward moment when you are alone. And you...
stillonmybrain:
Then realise what you’re doing…
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Naalala ko bigla yung Dead Fantasy ni Monty Oum. Naisipan kong panuorin ulit. Astig. Updated hanggang V na sa youtube. :))
When traveling short distances.
aimi41:
allhailmagicconch:
gphil:
How a regular person gets there
How a boss gets there
gpoy
I’m a boss. B-)
If you believe in Jesus Christ reblog this and...
balewako:
michiexmomo:
thebiebsgotswag:
dreambigandgohard:
helenehansen:
imbasicelyna:
(via -lalalove)
Alarm Pillow
stephtronic:
It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger.
THIS. :D
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Astig. Paulit-ulit na sa isip ko yung tune na narinig ko kanina. Asar. hinuhumm ko na ng hindi ko namamalayan. :))
That awful feeling when you love talking to...
mashedpotato-:
cashmere-:
breadvisionnn:
when you hear your parents coming and you try to...
aimi41:
thewrongthing:
lifewithleia:
shouldifallbehind:
wannabeofarockstar:
prick-:
couragesorare:
kingsnqueens:
offtoinfinityandbeyond:
mymindless-dreaming:
lovagron:
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN...
justinancheta:
The song speaks for itself. :)...
Most creative idea ever in case your camera is...
blackcatbastet-aka-maria:
yousmileyoulie:
instant reblog. forever.
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Okay. So this is turning out to be one heck of a year, eh? Awesome start, I guess. If you consider being caught by the cops awesome. Fudge biscuits.
Okay. So, simpleng paputok huhulihin ka na ng mga pulis. What in the world is wrong with that? We made sure that we don’t get anybody hurt and we also made sure that no private property would be destroyed or damaged. What is wrong with...
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This is turning out to be one heck of a year, man....
HOW MANY SCROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO REACH THE END OF...
findingalyssa:
cosyourafirework-:
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
Whoever posted this:
On March 15th all hell will break loose.
stopstutteringyourwords:
The People on facebook will be like this:
AHHH NO MORE FACEBOOK MY LYFE IS RUINED, LYKE KILL MEH NAOOO.
People on tumblr:
Whatever;
I ain’t even mad though;
BUT IF THOSE ASSHOLES COME ON HERE..
Dear Internet,
-eloquence:
YOUR =/= YOU’RE THEIR =/= THEY’RE =/= THERE THAN =/= THEN LOSE =/= LOOSE TO =/= TOO WE’RE =/= WERE KNOW =/= NO CHOOSE =/= CHOSE WEAR =/= WHERE =/=WERE YOU = IDIOT
When the teacher says you can choose your own...
taylorbaby8:
The girls are like
and the guys are like
Okay. I’m done fixing my stuff for the start of class tomorrow. I still don’t feel like going back to school though. I find it frustrating that the Christmas break was so short. Even with the one day extension it still feels like it’s not enough. Sarap kasi humilata sa kama at magcomputer magdamag eh. :))
Oh well, guess it’s back to the old routine. :))
Reblog if God is your hero.
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Being photogenic. Hmm.
I have a lot of friends who’re photogenic and there are those who always like to be in a picture. But I guess I’m one of the few who don’t like their picture taken all willy-nilly. I don’t know why. Maybe cam-whoring isn’t my thing. :))
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December 2010
128 posts
